I just saw a man wearing a pale pink tshirt. That's not what this post is about.

The pale pink tshirt had a screen print of dark- and light-green sweater sleeves tied across his chest. Nothing on the back. No context. Just...sweater sleeves.

I DON'T GET IT, PEOPLE.

Help

I have a plastic Hello Kitty mug full of orange/chocolate, raspberry/chocolate and key lime/chocolate candies. And a contraband diet coke. I also have a plastic bin full of stuffed chickens with a sign on it saying "Elizabeth's Home for Wayward Chickens ( Read more... )

Heading through the breakroom this morning on my way to the floor I was stopped by one of the women in my department on the day shift. She handed me a bunch of mini-bananas from a box full of them with no comment. Regular, ripe bananas, but about the length of a middle finger. They had a tag on them that said mini-bananas ( Read more... )

Too obscure? I would think there's a considerable PD James fan/lolcat fan crossover:
( cut because for some reason this lolcat is absurdly huge )

I just watched Empire of the Sun for work. I've seen it and read it before but it's been years. Man, little Christian Bale did a good job, didn't he? I wish I could have given it my full attention, but I was supposed to be just letting it run to see if it had a defect ( Read more... )

I would like to thank ladytairngire and diego001 for both messaging me earlier just as I was about to engage in whiny, self-indulgent bloggery. I had the window open and everything. Getting out of my head and thinking about someone other than myself saved us all from an emo-post just in time. We all owe them a debt of gratitude.

In other news, Infinite Jest by ( Read more... )

They just gave us water ice. I am full of freezebrain and red.


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But it made me actually snort, and I can't stop giggling.
( Sunday lol* )

The 10-year anniversary special edition DVD of Titanic comes with an alternate ending.

I have to watch season 2 of the Muppet Show for my job. I am not making this up. There are guys dressed up as as ginger bread cookies doing a song and dance number.

ETARolf is singing "what a wonderful world" to an actual sleeping puppy that he's petting. *dies of cute*